The Princess said “NO.”

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and vodka and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussy and ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fucking cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up
……. THE END.